Slangs

bullshit | bull

Meaning: nonsense; something that's not true 

joke

Meaning: a person or thing that's ridiculous and doesn't deserve respect 

louse up

Meaning: to spoil something or make it fail 

john

Meaning: the bathroom, toilet

loaded

Meaning: drunk, drugged, under the influence of a mind-altering substance

yakuza

Meaning: a Japanese criminal organisation, or a member of such an organization

yokel

Meaning: a simple, poorly-educated person from the countryside

hang-up

Meaning: an emotional problem causing inhibition or unreasonable behavior

knock off

Meaning: to finish work for the day, to stop working

jailbait

Meaning: someone below the legal age of consent

uni

Meaning: university

jam

Meaning: a difficult situation

hung-up

Meaning: (in phrase be hung-up on) to be overly concerned about something or someone 

nick

Meaning: to arrest somebody

poof | poofter

Meaning: an offensive, derogatory word meaning a gay man

take

Meaning: stolen money or goods

bent

Meaning: dishonest, corrupt

veejay | VJ

Meaning: a presenter of music videos, usually on television

flick

Meaning: a movie

funky

Meaning: having strong dance rhythms

trash

Meaning: to damage, to destroy

beef

Meaning: a conflict with someone; a complaint against someone

ace

Meaning: to easily pass an exam or a test 

narc | nark

Meaning: a narcotics officer, a police officer working in drug trade suppression

Kiwi

Meaning: a New Zealander, New Zealand

hung-up

Meaning: (in phrase be hung-up on) to be overly concerned about something or someone 

rabbit on

Meaning: to talk for a long time, esp. about things that aren't important

emo

Meaning: a style of music and fashion that developed among American teens in the early 21st century

off

Meaning: to murder, to kill

up the duff

Meaning: pregnant 

quarter

Meaning: a U.S. or Canadian 25-cent coin

geezer

Meaning: an old person

kook

Meaning: a strange or eccentric person

dag

Meaning: an unfashionable or socially awkward person

weirdo

Meaning: a strange, eccentric or weird person

vino

Meaning: wine

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی مونو ی باهوش

Clever Monu :

Monu was a small boy. He was very naughty, clever and witty. His witty replies amazed everyone. One day Monu's mother sent him to the get some fruits and vegetables. Monu bought some vegetables and then went to a fruit vendor. He bought half a kilogram of pear. But the vendor was dishonest. He was cheating and weighed three fifty grams of pears only. Monu observed this and said, "These are not half kilogram of pears. These appear less."

"No, they are all right and anyway they will be easy for you to carry home."

Monu was clever. He gave money for three fifty grams of pears to the vendor. The vendor said, "I gave you half kilogram of pears. You are giving me less money."

Monu remarked, "No, the amount is correct. Besides they will be easy for you to count and carrying our pocket."

The fruit vendor was amazed at the small boy's words. Clever Monu had given him a befitting reply.

 

مونوی باهوش

مونو پسربچه ای کوچک بود. او خیلی شیطان، باهوش، و شوخطبع بود. پاسخ های شوخطبعانه ی وی همه را به وجد می آورد. روزی مادر مونو وی را فرستاد تا مقداری میوه و سبزی بخرد. مونو مقداری سبزی خرید و سپس نزد یک دستفروش میوه رفت. او نیم کیلو گلابی خرید. اما دستفروش متقلب بود. او داشت تقلب میکرد و تنها 150 گرم گلابی را وزن کرد. مونو این قضیه را مشاهده کرد و گفت: اینها نیم کیلو گلابی نیستند بلکه کمتر به نظر میرسند.

دستفروش گفت: نخیر اینها درست هستند و به هرحال برای تو ساده تر خواهد بود که اینها را به خانه ببری.

 مونو باهوش بود. او به اندازه ی 150 گرم گلابی پول به دستفروش داد. دستفروش گفت: من به تو نیم کیلو گلابی دادم. تو داری به من پول کمتری میدهی.

مونو اظهار داشت: نه مقدار پولی که دارم صحیح است. علاوه بر این، راحت تر میتوانی اینها را بشماری و در جیبت قرار دهی.

دستفروش میوه از کلمات پسر کوچک به وجد آمد. مونوی باهوش به او پاسوخی در خور داد.

 

لغات مهم:

Naughty: شیطان

Witty: شوخطبع

Vendor: دستفروش

Pear: گلابی

Remark: اظهار داشتن

Besides: علاوه بر این

Befitting: درخور